- Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
- All generalizations are false, including this one.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
- There are only two types of love stories: boy loses girl, girl loses boy.
- Time is in love with some people.
- Not me, not now, maybe later.
- Statusless.
- Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it. Salma Hayek
- A mind too active is no mind at all. Theodore Roethke
- I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow. Woodrow Wilson
- The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. William Gibson
- I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell
- A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. Henry Kissinger
- The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. Clarence Darrow
- The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Sam Levenson
- I would never never join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
marți, 7 aprilie 2009
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